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// © EasterEgg, http://www.xanga.com/easteregg
//
// For use at Xanga only.
//
// This script replaces any given word or text fragment with
// whatever you want: new words and fragments, or even HTML!
//
// Actually it's pretty simple: add the words or fragments you
// wish to replace to the array "oldWords" (each word placed
// between double quotation marks, and separated by colons as you
// can see below) and add their replacements to the array "newWords",
// at the same position as the original words in "oldWords".
// The example is pretty self-explaining.
//
// The script is case sensitive, meaning that if you add "something"
// to "oldWords" array it will not recognize "SOMETHING", or "SoMetHInG".
//
// You can adjust the existing arrays in this code as you see fit,
// as long as both arrays keep the same size (same amount of words
// in both arrays), otherwise a script error will occur.
//
// Copy this entire code and paste in the webstats box at your
// Look and Feel page.
//
// You're free to use this script as long as this comment remains intact,
// and as long you won't use it to cripple the comments of your visitors;
// after all, no one likes his/her words getting twisted...
//
function replaceWords()
{
// ***add the words or fragments you wish to replace below
var oldWords = new Array(
"Subscriptions",
"Publish Comments",
"add eProps",
"eprop",
"eProps",
"add comments",
"comment",
"comments",
"email it",
"view entire profile",
"sign my guestbook",
"My Blogrings",
"Posting Calendar",
"Get Involved!",
"sign out",
"Name:",
"Birthday:",
"Gender:",
"State:",
"Country:",
"Interests:",
"Expertise:",
"Website",
"Email",
"Member since:");
// *** add the replacing words or fragments below
var newWords = new Array(
"My Beeyotches",
"Publish Chocolates",
"give me chocolates",
"Kiss",
"Kisses",
"love me",
"rose",
"roses",
"email bee",
"Undress me",
"sign my Lovebook",
"what im into",
"my past",
"Get Involved!",
"letme go",
"My baby will be moaning:",
"God spent all his time on:",
"I go for strictly beef, I'm:",
"i live in:",
"I live in the best country ever:",
"This shit gets me off:",
"expertise:",
"Website",
"Email",
"When was this site made?:");
allTableData = document.getElementsByTagName('td');
allTableHeaders = document.getElementsByTagName('th');
var collections = new Array(allTableData,allTableHeaders);
for (var k = 0; k < collections.length; ++k )
{
for (var i = 0; i < collections[k].length; ++i )
{
if (collections[k][i].innerHTML.indexOf('TABLE') == -1)
{
for ( var n = 0; n < oldWords.length; ++n )
{
var indx = collections[k][i].innerHTML.indexOf(oldWords[n])
while (indx != -1)
{
var replacement = '';
indx = collections[k][i].innerHTML.indexOf(oldWords[n]);
replacement = collections[k][i].innerHTML.replace(oldWords[n], newWords[n]);
if(navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase().indexOf('compatible')>0){collections[k][i].innerHTML=replacement;//please use supported code at http://help.xanga.com/codes.htm
}
break;
}
}
}
}
}
}
replaceWords();
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yess*****
, "The Notebook", "ANY Adam Sandler movie, "As good as it gets", "Napoleon Dynamite", and "Dodgeball"
STILL embarrassed lol. 
But THE most romantic..agh..lets see...probably had to be Joey
haha jk. Nothing ever on the tv when I come over ((for a good reason I suppose
So my story of the day: How I learned to drive my car--Well I made my dad drive my car home((Since HIS first car was a stick also..weird how that worked out. so anywho)) he already knew how to drive it so he was ok w.that. Well we're driving on Bullfrog ((I drove his car and he drove mine..duh)) and he RANDOMLY stops after one of the stop signs and gets out of the car. so I'm thinking "oh shit something is wrong w.my car..im gonna cry" well he motions me over and says.."get in" and Im just thinking "oh shit" so he gives me *literally* a FIVE minute tutorial and then says "Ok, go 'head and go" and of course Im f-ing PANICKING...well good news..I only stalled ONCE and I made it home lol. That is until my f-ing car almost ROLLED DOWN MY HILL and INTO the woods b/c I didnt put the parking break on the whole way..((haha OOPS MY BAD